Wow. No really? WOW. I’m watching the first episode of last year’s The Biggest Loser. You know the one with Ali and the brothers from Boston and the mother/son orange team?

Oh. My. GAWD. I cannot BELIEVE how much weight these people lost by the end of the season. They’re almost unrecognizable. Ali and Bette-Sue? Holy crap. Holy CRAP. Ali had to drag her mother up and down the hill on their first challenge. And… Ali’s face. Ali’s FACE. She looks 10 years older than she is! She’s literally unrecognizable.

Now that, kids, that is inspirational.